OK, here in the Philippines we have to sometimes make our own fun. So, cut a tiny ditch for your butt, cover the slide area with a vinyl tarp that becomes a frying pan for your leg in the summers, then open a garden hose and make a bucket of laundry soap as lubricant and you have a home made superslide. The slide ends in mud and horse poop. Good, clean fun. Well, maybe not so clean but fun still.